Focus On: Roger

The silent guy behind-the-scenes who hangs out on the set and occasionally gets airtime. He's not really as quiet and shy as he lets on.

Name: Roger Chang

Job Title: Associate Producer

Homepage: No longer exists

Hometown: San Francisco/Modesto, California

Favorite website: Cult TV Net Directory

First computer: Tandy 1000SX

College/University: San Francisco State (the ultimate commuter school)

Former Life: Embryo

Favorite piece of technology: Television. If not for TV I'd probably have to get a life.

Favorite author and book: Shrapnel in the Heart by Laura Palmer

Favorite movie or TV show: Forbidden Planet, the height of '50s era Sci-Fi movies, and Batman, the height of camp TV. Also Babylon 5; it beats Star Trek TNG and spin-offs by a clear mile.

Favorite quote: "Leaves of grass my a$$!!!" by Homer Jay Simpson

Motto: "Better him than me."

The Proust Questions

What is your most marked characteristic? To find the dark cloud in every silver lining

What do you consider your greatest achievement? Birth

When and where were you happiest? In bed (you figure it out)

What is your greatest regret? Not having richer parents

What is your idea of perfect happiness? Living a life without worries and Tom Snyder's The Late Late Show

What is your most treasured possession? My health -- or rather what's left of it

Where would you like to live? In the '80s. Preferably somewhere near Ridgemont High.

What is your greatest fear? Being alone

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? Slight obesity, although now I'm beginning to feel it's more gravity's fault than my diet and complete lack of exercise

What is the trait you most deplore in others? Self-righteousness, especially if they're indignant

What do you consider the most overrated virtue? Altruism

What is your greatest extravagance? Joyriding in a Corvette at 100+ miles per hour (closed track)

What is your favorite journey? Life (existential answer isn't it?)

What is it that you most dislike? My inability to dance with any sort of coherent rhythm

What is the quality you most like in a man? A sleek muscular build with a deep tan

What is the quality you most like in a woman? I would have to say the breasts

What do you most value in your friends? Integrity

If you were to come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be? A dolphin. All they do is play, eat, sleep, and have sex.

If you could choose what to come back as, what would it be? Anyone as long as it wasn't Keanu Reeves

How would you like to die? With a big smile on my face

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