Focus On: Joshua Brentano

Joshua screens all those live phone and netcam calls we get during the show. If you want to appear on The Screen Savers, you just might want to know him a little better.

January 24, 2001

Name: Joshua Brentano

Job title: Associate producer.

Homepage: Homepage? Computers are just a passing fad.

Hometown: Kelso, Washington (smelt capital of the world!)

Favorite website: Website? See homepage question...

First computer: Computer? Again, see homepage question...

College/university: New York University: Tisch School of the Arts

Former life: Cow, Ghengis Kahn, Hawaii.

Favorite piece of technology: The universal remote.

Favorite author and book: Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Favorite movie or TV show: American Grafitti, Univision

Favorite quote: "It's noon somewhere... drink up!"

Motto: It's more important to look good than to feel good!

Soul searching...

What is your most marked characteristic? My staggering good looks.

What do you consider your greatest achievement? The Berlin Wall.

When and where were you happiest? Anytime I'm at Disneyland, the happiest place on Earth.

What is your greatest regret? I regret nothing I do.

What is your idea of perfect happiness? Lots of money, fast cars, beautiful women, and a margarita.

What is your most treasured possession? My peg leg.

Where would you like to live? A Caribbean island paradise.

What is your greatest fear? Oranges.

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? I dislike nothing about myself.

What is the trait you most deplore in others? Stupidity.

What do you consider the most overrated virtue? Charity.

What is your greatest extravagance? I only wear clothes made from endangered species.

What is your favorite journey? Esteem to self-actualization.

What is it that you most dislike? Pork rinds.

What is the quality you most like in a man? I may live in San Francisco, but not for THAT reason.

What is the quality you most like in a woman? Infatuation with me.

What do you most value in your friends? Their willingness to give me stuff.

If you were to come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be? Jesus Christ.

If you could choose what to come back as, what would it be? A pirate.

How would you like to die? In a fiery explosion out on Route 46 as a 1950 Ford Tudor slams into my 1955 Porsche Spyder. Fini.